Cartelius Loldwyn

Cartelius "Cletus" Baldwyn is a farmer from Tombstone, Arizona. He has reported multiple alien craft sightings, and is renowned for his seemingly endless appetite.

In Funny Skit #34, Cartelius gives a tour of his farm and shows his cow "Betsy".

Sometime between Funny Skit #34 and Funny Skit #48, Cartelious was abducted by the aliens he claimed to see during his news interview. This abduction was witnessed by Classroom McTeacher during a midnight stroll, which in turn drove him to madness.

First Appearance: Funny Skit #11: Breaking News

Birth: April 23rd, 1944